River Dad ~ Tooth and Consequences

I have a hole in my tooth and I am also missing two teeth. They weren’t knocked out by a scorching line drive or kicked out in a fight, I simply never […] Read more »
backyard playhouse

River Dad ~ Dismantling Childhood

When we bought our house here in Tarrytown, it came equipped with a ready-made backyard playhouse that I assume was built to code. It was a little worn down, yes, […] Read more »
Run River Dad, Run

River Dad ~ Run, River Dad, Run

When I was in college, I was thin as a reed. I weighed maybe 155 pounds and had to force-feed myself mounds of chocolate and beer to make up for […] Read more »
When Homework Attacks

River Dad ~ When Homework Attacks!

What is the purpose of homework? I do not ask that to be argumentative or damning or tree-hugging. I truly am curious about the expressed purpose of homework. I seem […] Read more »

River Dad ~ Dipping a Toe… Into the Workforce

I have been a stay-at-home dad for 7 years. Not that I haven’t worked off and on during this period of my life, but I have not commuted to an […] Read more »

River Dad – Fish Gotta Swim, Kids Gotta Run

When you look at a smiling eight-year-old child, what do you see? Do you see a young mind, eager to learn and grow into a fully fledged human being? Do […] Read more »
Baseball is a rough game

River Dad – Get a (Sporting) Life

Baseball is a rough game: blazing 90-mile-an-hour fastballs leaving trails of smoke in their wake, runners barreling into the catcher to score a much-needed run, fights on the mound, line […] Read more »
Christopher Cluet, Tarrytown Schools Superintendant

River Dad – Advice for the New Superintendent

Most of you know that River Family lives in Tarrytown. Some of you may even know that our family includes two River Children who go to the public schools here […] Read more »
River Dad - The Evolution of Funny

River Dad – The Evolution of Funny

I’m a funny guy. I don’t just say that because I think I’m funny, I mean that I am actually, officially, a funny person. I studied comedy in college, took […] Read more »

River Dad – An Unfunny River Dad

I have spent the last few years using this column to express my thoughts, concerns, and experiences being a parent of two young children in the Rivertowns, in a hopefully […] Read more »